Welcome Back Martyr
Published on April 19, 2008 By Anthony R In Humor



Mr. Martyr is a Palestinian bomb maker and teacher of Islamic fundamentalism who lives in a squalid refugee camp. When Mr. Martyr calls upon the class for answers to questions like, What comes to your mind when you think of Judaism, Akknaad Ali Horshackka raises his hand... ew, ew, ew, I know the answer Professor Martyr, “the rock and the tree will say: Oh Muslim, servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him!”

Yes Horshakka, peace be upon you, he replies.

Welcome back, to that same old place where you shouted Allahu Akbar, and martyred yourself. Welcome back... welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.


Comments
on Apr 19, 2008

Is this a joke? It seems like a joke.

on Apr 21, 2008
It is a joke, and a pretty good one too!

Good jokes always have a bit of truth to them.
on Apr 26, 2008
made me chuckle nervously.... I am very interested in how far the press is going to go after the muslims. I went to slate and looked through all of their cartoons, and they were truthul, yet at the same time there were death threats. Freedom does not exist when your head is on a chopping block for getting drunk and watching porn, or for that matter, stoned for marrying someone below your station in life.