WOM can't draw or paint and I know of no canned paint program that will do bikini business suits, so your out of luck.

Uh, Capn, she not be Hillary.  Me thinks ye need new glasses!

Aye, I can see why we never got to stardock.  The Capn be blind!

Aye, and Capn - was it you that took that boat load of russian tanks?  Wit yer aye-site, I be afeared ye has sunk the boat!

WOM's eyes are in bad shape but even he can see shes not half bad.  Like I said about 100+ posts ago, if ya think shes a dog, ya'll must be married or have models for mates. WOM has done some 1 and maybe 2 baggers in his drunken time.

I be thankin' 'e fer that, DrJo... ye be perfect t' replace that thar other Doc as me first mate n' I be glad t' 'ave ye aboard.  It seems to I that thar Dr Guy 'ave flipped 'e's wig o'er that thar Palin wench an' he be besotted wiv 'er.  'Twouldn't s'prise me none if'n he wos in 'e's bunk of a night dreamin' of her... so it be no wunder 'e needs a bottle or 3 o' rum in tha mornin's afore he be present on deck.

Yup, yer can put lipstick on a moose.... but it's still a moose.

Um, Doc, it bain't be glassesstarkers eyesight that I be worried 'bout... me cahoneys, however, now that be anuvver matter.  I mean, I don' wan' 'em hanging t' me knees or nuffin', but then I don' wanna couple o dried up raisins, neither.  Besides, it bain't be her looks wot 'as me worried... it be that ice cold Alaskan blood wot flows thru her veins... the fact that she can stand high up thar on 'er 'bridge t' nowhere' during a blizzard, wearin' nought but a Summer frock.

Again, Doc, ye 'aves it all wrong again.  It's not tha sight o Ms Palin in a bikini that be tha problem... tho I don't fancy it none meself.  Nope, it'd be tha panic wot 'd set in when tha residents o' Florider see's 'normous great icebergs washin' up on thar beaches.  It might fit in wiv 'er 'Igloos Across America' scheme, but it'd do bugger all fer Florider tourism.

Nope, 'tweren't me... tha 'Sister still be in curried cabbage quarantine.  Them froggies 'll do anyfin fer a doubloom, so I reckuns it wur them wot took 'em

Oh, and Doc, 'til ye gits o'er this 'ere Sarah Palin infatuashun fing, ye be demoted frum 1st Mate t' Chief Rum Tester... wiv a bit o' luck ye'll drown yer sorrows n' fergit all 'bout 'er.

Yeah, but still in bad enough shape not to be able to see she ain't half good. 

I agree, wearing a bikini should be a crime. I think you aught to be nekkid all the time...

Oh Fuzzy, you naughty naughty Vulcan.

@ Bebi

Now THAT's a job fer me mate!

Almost fell off the couch laughing!!!! You slayed me that time, me starks! You're promoted to Cap'n.

SK: That's all-moose-t correct!

Just how, I ask anyone could you sleep at night knowing someone so naive (politically and unsophisticated) is one heartbeat from the Presidency in a world like this? I remember discussing Bush with colleagues and having them tell me, "Don't worry...He'll surround himself with knowledgable advisors." Yup: Cheyney, Rumsfeld et. al. Unfortunately, we left the nation in the hands of incompetents. Do we have the right to complain?

Never again!

Check this out, SNL skit. Very funny...but also scary, because most of her answer (from Fey as Palin) about the bailout was quoted directly from the actual response she gave to Couric (which is the second clip). Her answer was all over the place, totally nonsensical, didn't make sense. She was just rattling off a bunch of random talking points she must have memorized from index cards or something.

Bebi .... Its so frightening to think that she could become the President. Ye Gawds! This cult of Hockey Mom for Prez has got to stop.

I never thought I'd espouse the position of demanding understanding of the issues as the qualification to vote but I absolutely

and deeply believe that if a citizen cannot explain the issues (NOT espouse a position) he/she should not be allowed to vote.

Guess I will swab the decks, cause I taint getting o'er it.  And me nuevos be safe wit her.  It be Hillary that I be afeared of.