Gateway Pundit has revealed all the details. The name of the Sarah Palin E-mail hacker/lamer is David Kernell, and he is (not surprisingly), the son of a Tennessee Dem State Rep.
Nay, ye be just a pup in these waters.
Da bebe store!
And wat she be doing wit 2 of dem? Dont tell me. I dont want to know!
Hey! That was my line, ye pirate!
I knows wot ye wos thinkin' thar... but ye still spelled it wrong.
Too bad! Ye be g'wen t' find out! Tha second 'll be fer one o' two things: fer the illicit lover she intends to spurn... or fer juss in case ye's reconcile. Now I'll bet ye a barrel o' rum t' a bag o barnacles ye be prayin' fer it ta be tha first.
Well wot did ye 'spect? No self-respectin' pirate would resist a piratin' that wur ready fer tha pillagin'
Oh, and Doc G... I've bin speriencing this rather strong deja vu sensashun juss lately... could it be that us 'ave bin 'ere afore? Well a lot of it do seem raather familiar, dont yer fink.
Aye...the shower nozzle got clogged up wit' all the babies! The nerve. Wot wit' the market 'eadin' south, and the Mexicans 'eadin' north and th' Army in Iraq an' Afgahoonistan I dinna ken where the man/woman power's gonna come from, Capn! Me thinks maybe from the gaols, but many of our mates be there an' want no part of it!
An' 'ere I was thinkin' Margaret Thatcher (that saucy minx) was cured! Could just be a case o' "Palin in comparison" so to speak
Aye! Them Japanese fellas said, "Thanks, but no thanks."
Just catchin' onto tha' are ye, laddie? Ye best be runnin' fer th' hills wit' t'booty like me!
Aye, us'll storm tha walls n' break 'em out if'n that's 'er game... thar'll be no shipmates of ours up thar disinfectin' polar piss fer that thar slave driver. Yup, her 'aves anuvver fing comin' if'n she finks her can put one o'er tha band of pirate bruvvers, 'aven't she.
Arrrr, Old Iron Drawers herself... now that thar wos a woman wot would make Sarah Palin cringe in fear, such wur 'er formidable strength o' mind. Why even poor ol' Denis used ter send tha maid ter ask fer that key to 'er iron knickers... cos 'er bark wos juss as bad as 'er bite.
Nope, Ms Palin wouldn' stand a snowballs chance in hell if'n Maggie wos t' give 'er a tunge lashin'.
There's not a dime's worth of difference between the Democrat and Republican Parties(George Wallace, 1968) 19 pages! I've stayed out of this because I would like to stay friends with everyone. But I can't stand it no more! I have read only two pages of this crazy crap and have seen only a couple of posters who get it. I'm just going to piss off everyone! It don't mater who you vote for, they all work for the same boss, towards the same end. The elections are just a game to keep you entertained while the dark forces do there evil deeds in the background. The players in the game: The baby killing socialist and the corporate war mongers.Go team, Go!
All over again?
Me thinks the ol' Cap'n has a soft spot for iron and steel!
Ah matey....me thinks ye been caught in a partikularly thick shower of them rubber babies!
They all be workin' fer th' same boss Putin's loomin Polar bears wot makes the snow yellow in that thar 'Laska Palin place air space...where are they going?!
That's right matey! It be the International Aluminum Foil Hat wearing Winged Polar Bear conspiracy from Wall Street by WalMart in China!
P.S. Them stuff of your'n I quoted and tries t'fix but number didn't agree...fixed the 'there' though...no need t'tanx me, mate!
Doc G watch out fer them fallin' babies wot Sarah done shot off yer ex's mantle wit' thot general (sp.) shootin' rifle!
No worries there, D'n B.... I'm far too darned lazy to get pissed of or make enemies with anyone... besides, you're right. As for the crazy crap, that's about the only thing keeping this thread (partially) sane. I mean, we don't want it turning onto a Democrat v Republican flame war... nor a pro-life v pro abortion debate... hence the levity and crazy crap to break it up. Besides, we needed another thread to pirate... and this was the perfect opportunity.
Yup, the root of all evil is sitting back and rubbing his hands with glee, enjoying the bickering and fighting, supremely confident the eventual winner will be in his employ. The root of all evil, as we all know, is MONEY (and those with oodles of it)
Yup, they're dancing naked around bonfires, engaging in ritual fornication and sacrificing the economy to Beelzeebub's minions.
Yeah, I know, I'm being rather flippant... but it's better than crying, worrying and getting depressed over something I/we can't change.
Yup, all over again! And why not!!! Since tha 'Sister' wos quarantined, this plave 'ave become too quiet n' needed t' be pirated agin.
Oh arrrr, that I 'ave.... n' if her 'ad give I tha chance, I'd 'ave spent hours tryin' ta pick tha lock on 'er chastity belt... not fer wot's inside, just tha challenge/t' see if'n I could.
Ye 'ave see'd they as well??? Shiver me timbers, that be a relief! Thort I wur going crazy when I first see'd 'em. In fact, I wur g'wen to git me strait jacket n' book meself inta tha loony bin n' a nice padded cell. So aye, I be relieved I bain't be tha only one an' ye've see'd 'em too.
***cap'n starkers wipes tha sweat frun 'e's brow n' breathes 'eself a 'uge sigh o' relief ***
'Ere, Dr Jo, I juss 'ad me a thort... wot if'n nobody else 'ave see'd 'em an' us both be crazy????
Oui monsieur....and it's called "folie a dieux"!
If we can't dream sumpin' up in Latin we does it in 'nother weird tongue!
I be gettin' me 'luminum hat now......
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........That be soooooooo much better, Cap'n!
Ere now, I wot thinkin that be Michael Palin ye be thinkin bout. But good for a laugh!
Aye, and if'n ye had, the Missus would had made ya Cap'n Hook (and might done a Bobbit on ye too!)
Har Har me hardy! She already done tha'!
And after Th Deed wuz done :
All th' poor crew standin' 'round lookin' at th' mess!
So...tha' there is 'ow (and how!) a Pyrate Starkers is made!
He be tested surely!